Chatouillis

I am neither a black cat nor un chat noir, même si le célèbre cabaret de Montmartre a jadis fait les beaux jours de la bohème parisienne et même si j'ai longuement déambulé dans les rues du quartier qui l'abrite (but on the other side of the hill, where tourists never go, i.e. towards Clichy and the amazing Arab markets). As a first attempt to compose a relatively eloquent post on this blog, I will kindly begin by saying qu'il n'y a rien à dire qui n'a pas déjà été dit mille fois, alors cessons les entourloupettes et passons aux choses futiles: I really enjoy cooking banana bread, eating whipped cream in all its states (but not too liquid), Italian mice and chatting with la mia bella Ilaria il topolino, especially when she compares me to a dreamy koala. I strongly encourage Chat in all her photo/chocolate sculpting/drinking recipes inventions and I really hope I am not too nerdy for this project dedicated to creepy kitten art as I am currently unable to reason properly after eating way too much pie and ice cream at Rockaberry yesterday night.

More on animals: I am indeed very animal friendly as certain people also know me as the urban racoon when I get dressed to go to the Magic Bar (St-Laurent & Bernard). I also like singing Tic&Tac Rongeurs du Risque TV show theme song and I just had yesterday a very troubling conversation with my fellow blogger Chat as to ascertain whether bees, ants and hummingbirds actually have brains and if so, what they are able to control with them. And last but not least, as everyone is acquainted with McGill's great reputation in excellency and concern for providing a brilliant education to its students (hmm), I had in February a take-home exam in criminal law dealing with controversial two-toed sloths illegal hunting issues. Oui madame. Plus de considération pour les animaux que ça, tu fais de la contrebande pour de l'ivoire d'éléphant; mais rien ici n'éloignera notre souci premier de glorifier avant tout les chats et l'art creepy sur ce site, même s'il est important de mentionner notre amour at large du règne animal.

One last trivial fact about me: I desperately try to grow my hair since I started cégep but I am about to concede my failure to achieve any positive visible results as it only curls more and more and obstinately remains the same length.

And finally, a little exotic touch in this message: escrevo sob o nome de Gato Negro porque é uma maneira simbolica de fazer reviver a lembrança do meu primeiro gato que tive quando tinha 11 anos e que desapareceu um dia sem nunca voltar. Ah e também me permite mencionar que estou partindo para o Brasil em dois meses (yay), não posso esperar tirar fotos aos gatos brasileiros para determinar se sejam diferentes dos gatos daqui.